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Seatbelts save lives...

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I hate it when a client suggests something when I’m doing their makeup.

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I’ve been getting threatening texts from my ex for weeks, so I approached the door warily as the person on the other side continued pounding!

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“Children, all eyes on the speaker please”.

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"I knew you were always in love with me!", I said excitedly.

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There’s a smudge on the lens of one of the security cameras at my work that looks like a man sitting in a chair.

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It took my wife much too long to learn that almond is my favorite flavor of ice cream.

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My Blankets

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“Ah glad to see it working again after a week” I thought to myself and entered the elevator going up.

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"Officer, why do I have to get out of the car if I didn't even do anything?!"

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Seatbelts save lives...	49
I hate it when a client suggests something when I’m doing their makeup.	49
I’ve been getting threatening texts from my ex for weeks, so I approached the door warily as the person on the other side continued pounding!	49
“Children, all eyes on the speaker please”.	49
"I knew you were always in love with me!", I said excitedly.	49
There’s a smudge on the lens of one of the security cameras at my work that looks like a man sitting in a chair.	48
It took my wife much too long to learn that almond is my favorite flavor of ice cream.	48
My Blankets	48
“Ah glad to see it working again after a week” I thought to myself and entered the elevator going up.	48
"Officer, why do I have to get out of the car if I didn't even do anything?!"	48