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Seatbelts save lives...

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I hate it when a client suggests something when I’m doing their makeup.

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I’ve been getting threatening texts from my ex for weeks, so I approached the door warily as the person on the other side continued pounding!

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“Children, all eyes on the speaker please”.

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"I knew you were always in love with me!", I said excitedly.

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I admit I feel triggered and I lose it every time a person calls me a pathetic neckbearded incel that never leaves his basement.

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“How was your day at school, sweetie?” my mother asked as I walked into the house.

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"You don't love me yet," I said, staring down at the tied up woman who'd become the object of my obsession.

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I’ve always enjoyed the full attention of both my parents.

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My son has become an amazing soldier with hundreds of kills under his belt.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Seatbelts save lives...	49
I hate it when a client suggests something when I’m doing their makeup.	49
I’ve been getting threatening texts from my ex for weeks, so I approached the door warily as the person on the other side continued pounding!	49
“Children, all eyes on the speaker please”.	49
"I knew you were always in love with me!", I said excitedly.	49
I admit I feel triggered and I lose it every time a person calls me a pathetic neckbearded incel that never leaves his basement.	48
“How was your day at school, sweetie?” my mother asked as I walked into the house.	48
"You don't love me yet," I said, staring down at the tied up woman who'd become the object of my obsession.	48
I’ve always enjoyed the full attention of both my parents.	48
My son has become an amazing soldier with hundreds of kills under his belt.	48